This Is Not A Heart

I found this posted on a parking meter by my apartment.

Love will conquer all. Love lasts 4eva. Love lasts for 2 minutes. Love is in your backseat. Love is on a park bench. Love is on your knees and btwn your legs. Love is a little bit like dying and a little bit like being born.

Does the love start when the fear to love ends? Does it last 4eva?

This blog will be the candid revelations of a twenty-somethin lookin for somethin at bars, at parties, at clubs, at shows, at museums, on public transportation, at crosswalks, at the grocery store, at the park, at the art murmur, at the used bookstore, and anywhere else cute boys may be found in SF and whereabouts.

Topics of interest will include:

• trouble in paradise
• what you should txt him
• friday/saturday nite at the bar
• how to get in his pants
• how to be a slut, and not a feminist
• fillin’ the void
• driving him mad with desire
• makin the first move
• tore-up the morning-after
• unspoken ‘rules’
• coping with ‘heartbreak’
• how to be noticed
• sex appeal
• he’s not into you
• he’s into your friend
• lookin really good
• feelin really good
• how to be a player
• doin it in the butt?
• getting ‘serious’
• meeting his friends
• (why) is he too awkward?
• perfect looking couples, gross
• things to do on dates
• there is always someone uglier and more desperate
• Craigslist and online dating
• to get or not to get off
• how to not get emotionally attached
• breaking up via txt/email/twitter/facebook/youtube
• moving on
• flirting n mingling
• checking for ‘chemistry’
• expanding your ‘market reach’
• younger or older, pros n cons
• idealistically pessimist = realistic
• love > fear ?