This Is Not A Heart

I watched The Bachelor tonite, like every other Monday nite. It is a true story about finding true love via reality tv. The Bachelor is Jake, a 32 year old pilot from Denton, Texas. He wears a uniform, and he is looking to ride the wings of love. A bunch of crazy bitches are fighting to win his heart, but there is only one girl for him. Today, there were only five girls left, and they all made out with him, and they all said “I really think I’m falling for you.” But Jake had to eliminate one of them, so he got rid of the virgin, because she was an uptight prude.

As they drove her to the airport in a limo, she cried. She talked about how she thought he could have been the one; she blamed the scheming other girls for talking shit about her. If thing were different, she thought, he would have been all up on her like cat hair on a lint roller. But Jake followed his heart, he always does, srsly, this reality tv is for true love, not cheap thrills.

On this blog, I want to take risks and blog about bachelors I may not normally date.